"Oh, this? Well, obviously one of us went to Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, and one of us didn't."

Hope that line makes it. Bryan Lee O'Malley's deathlessly charming Scott Pilgrim series gets a screen leap courtesy of Edgar Wright. Here's your heads-up. Nobody blink! I hear Street Fighter Alpha 3's announcer in the mix. What are you reading this junk for? Go get them comics!